You choose a superpower in the comments and the first person who replies (me included) chooses a side effect - devRant

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p100sch

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Being flawless
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Dom-hentaifan

154

5y

@p100sch you become so flawless you break the simulation and get killed
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p100sch

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May I try another one. Being a pure function.
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Dom-hentaifan

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5y

@p100sch yeah you can do as many as you like but i think ill let somebody else have fun and choose your side effect
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Dom-hentaifan

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the ability to reply to my own comment
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Dom-hentaifan

154

5y

@Dom-hentaifan you can read minds lol
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p100sch

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But nobody else can reply to Dom-hentaifan's comments.
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viktuur8

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Becoming my own function
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react-guy

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The code I write is always syntactically correct
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pipe

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@react-guy But on every CPU it executes, it hangs 2 milliseconds between each instruction.
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matt-jd

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5y

Having a coffee thermos that can pour unlimited amounts of coffee
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hashedram

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5y

Any shitty manager who steps within 20 feet of me has their head explode.
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ddickenson

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5y

@hashedram but your cube is right next to the restroom therefore your workplace is constantly covered with said shitty managers

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