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"Started playing around with C scripting, can you give me a hand with x?"

"Sure. Errr... this isn't C."

"Yeah it is, like the new C scripting stuff!"

"C scripting stuff?!"

"Yeah, the coffeescript stuff! You developers always shorten it to C right?"

😬😬

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  • 29
    5y
    We have a bunch of new "What Java is to JavaScript" but with "What C is to Coffeescript" coming.
  • 20
    5y
    (╯° □°） ╯︵ ┻━┻
  • 21
    5y
    Excuse me while I stab my eyes out with a blunt fork
  • 7
    5y
    Right... coffeescript was a thing for a while. Silly JS people.
  • 10
    5y
    No no, we shorten ECMAScript to JS, because ECMAScript just is a mouthful. CoffeeScript gets shortened to "java script" because coffee.
  • 10
    5y
    @Root

    C

    CS

    CSS

    I'm seeing a pattern here. Next up, a javascript-compatible syntax which compiles to HTML, called CSSS -- chocolate sauced smart script or something equally ridiculous.
  • 2
    5y
    This guy/girl is going to have a bad time...
  • 2
    5y
    You can't make this shit up 😂
  • 1
    4y
    Cringe...
  • 3
    4y
    Who the fuck shortens coffee script to C script 😂🤣. Tell him that java is just shortened javascript and that he should find a space to rent and start a cafè and serve that Java to devs who want that java. This place ain't for him.
  • 0
    4y
    You don't script C, you silly boy.
  • 0
    4y
    Who tf uses CoffeeScript today?

    (I actually have no idea, what do you even do with it...?)
  • 0
    4y
    @bittersweet BEST LANG
    /s
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