Security theater is not security.

I am still on my mother's cell plan. I pay for it, but she is the primary account holder. We are grandfathered into unlimited no restrictions data, and a new phone yearly, so yeah, not giving that up.

Anyway, when i go to the store to manage the account they say, 'sorry, Sarah needs to come in as the primary account holder.'

'I am sarah' I tell them. I am lying, they know I am lying, and they know I know.

But they have no choice but to go along. I even asked once; they are not allowed to ask for proof of id. I don't know why.

It's just security theater.