Who killed MySQL?

That awkward.. Cuz my php7fpm are killed by itself when mysql query are so crazy requested by 3000000 user concurrently

Will someone think of the children?

It was Stallman!

voting for the sysadmin

The OOM killer from kernel?!

Soooo apache forks within ms of starting. The same way, um, the entire LAMP stack, MAMP, lol I laugh every time with that one, does it same as Windows, WAMP?

Ok so not so much forking on windows .. I'll hold back on the spoon jokes 🤐. It keeps many processes running under that super user/God level that is only known by the UID... You can be the "administrator", little one, but no root for you! (+++1 to the person who gets that reference!) 😊