Recipe websites are absolute aids. Either a cancer inducing amount of ads or a twelve page essay for an unnecessary and unwanted backstory. And sometimes you even get both.

Use all that hate to learn another language (e.g. French) then enjoy the French, Swiss, Belgian, etc. websites
(Maybe even Italian/Spanish ones)

No more shitty story.

Adblocker.... use a god damn ducking adblocker... *slaps @stuxnet with a keybaord*

@F1973 I'm looking for some healthier breakfast options. As much as I love a good ole bacon and egg, it isn't good for me lol

@Jilano I've had thoughts about making a recipe site that removes said bullshit. That seems a lil easier than learning an entire new language considering I suck at my own language lmao

@Stuxnet @F1973 no no, I slap him

@F1973 I chowed down a bowl of these bad bois

https://amazon.com.au/Sanitarium-He...

@C0D4 Doesn't look too bad!

@Stuxnet That depends! As for your initial issue, eat some real bread (not that fake arse sweet shit), fruits, maybe a yoghurt, etc.

@Jilano finna cook a few scrambled eggs, two pieces of toast and a smoothie.

That sweet bread only comes out on occasion and it's usually just a piece lol

@Stuxnet That's a lot of food :o

@Jilano ......it is? Oof

I had like 6 pancakes, 5 (small) pieces sausage and like 3 scrambled eggs the other day.

I will say I didn't eat again for like 10 hours after that lol I rarely eat breakfast, but when I do it's usually big 😂

@Stuxnet mmm smoothie. I miss smoothies.

@F1973 0 sugar? I doubt I could do that.

@Jilano bone apple teeth

@Stuxnet I'm surprised that toast doesn't have a picture burned Into it, totally not what I was expecting from you.

@Stuxnet Ha! Bon appetit à toi aussi, Stuxy!

@C0D4 I'm pretty sure there's a picture of "Jeebus" on the other side

@F1973 No sugar for me either. I don’t miss it.

Skipping breakfast ftw!!!

@NoMad 90% of the time, yea. But I stayed awake all night so I had to do something to get me going

@Stuxnet I was being sarcastic 😛

@NoMad I wasn't lmao most of the time I have about 10 minutes max to get dressed and be at the bus stop or I'll be late to class.

@Stuxnet well, here's what you should do: wrap yourself a sandwich at night before bed and leave it in the fridge. Next morning, just grab that on the go.

Your life will improve, believe me!

@NoMad normal year: definitely a good idea.

I'll be back at my apartment within like 90 mins since I have 1 class in the mornings (and only twice a week).

I'll be able to cook breakfast more frequently. And on the days I have class, I'll just eat an apple or something walking to class.

@Stuxnet What @NoMad meant to say was: "Wrap yourself IN a sandwich." That way you can also just chill in the fridge so no need for A/C nor clothes.

It's a win-win

Built a Recipe PWA for my final project at uni so this is especially funny/true for me.