Best dev team win like in a cage fight against managers or something?

If that's a thing that happened, then please, please share

My guys like me enough to not want none of them cage fight. But if it came down to it I am sure I could take them on by just running around

:P i love my boys but they are severely overweight lol

Who wins the dispute on ticket 4492? Zoom in tonight at 5:30pm to find out! This will be a bleeding edge, clicks-and-mortar event. The stakeholders will be locked in the IT supply cage in this initiative-focused battle of the scrums. And remember: there are two paradigms, one victor, and zero rules.

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• USB stick shivs
• PSU flails
• Cat5 rope nets
• Zip ties
• That live powercord from cube 17a
• Precarious CRT verticals
• And, of course, their very own cost-effective, cross-functional, one-on-one, high-yield, results-based human leadership capabilities!

Remember, starting at 5:30pm in the IT Supply room, Ticket #4492 will. be. settled! That’s 5:30 tonight! Add it to your calendars. You don’t want to miss this Monday Night Resolution!