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@Gimpovski No worries. Glad i could help :D
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Snap back with profanity
Oop there goes sanity
Oop there's goes the PM
He's so mad but he won't give up that easy
He won't won't have it, he's got the root pass
But that don't matter contracts over and he's broke
He's whole stack disappears, the PM cheers
Some one please keep this going 😂😂😂 -
@djtouchette Wins a Oscar. Or what's the equivalent for devs.
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@stalinkay Certification... Oh wait..
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code smell and full of bugs
his repo is mess
the app wont work it's nodejs
time ticks and its too late to fix
he needs a devRant ball stress
client call and pm shows up
he knows he's f@$# up
pushed without pull
he regret already
what he wrote down
brings the whole server down
....
get back to reality
oop he lose sanity
oop his job in jeopardy
I will be getting nightmares about this now. The guy fucked up real bad.
If you had
one language
One framework
To code everything you want
Would you learn it or let it pass
His code is heavy,
arms are weak,
mind is bending.
It's all spaghetti.
He is nervous but looks calm and ready
to go now
but he keeps on forgetting
what he wrote down.
The manager is getting loud
He moves his mouse but the bugs won't got out
They are features now
Time to ship
Over blaow!
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junior dev