Boy: I love You
Girl: I have a boyfriend
Boy: sudo I love You
Girl: Please enter root password:
Boy: 123456789
Girl: Wrong. Please enter root password:
Boy: root
Girl: Wrong. Please enter root password:
Boy: qwerty
Girl: Wrong. You have tried 3 times.
Girl: I have boyfriend.
Boy: Dammit.
Girl: Command not found.

These distros ain't loyal.

@theDatron These distros are loyal
FTFY

Boy smart enough to sudo but doesn't know root password to Girl... 😂

Guess it's “money“

@Data-Bound maybe he'd have tried gold, diamond, ...

root password is food... it's always food

It was clearly a trap.

When you "sudo", you have to type in your password, not root's password.

Poor boy... ;)

@kong depends how you have sudo set up. It can also ask for the target user's password

@DrEmann thanks. Didn't know that :P

username: root
password: toor

Before attempting to sudo in, boy should have done some information gathering by inquiring about stuff like her pets name & race, her favorite food, her favorite language..
You know the basic questions that gets asked ever so much on ${datingSite}..
That would give atleast some ideas to deduce potential passwords then filter by likelihood as you profile her persona... :)

@lotd sorry dude but, we're not professionals.

@SweetHuman I'm not either

@lotd so our boy is then under noob level.

@SweetHuman never said that :)

I wonder how many girls would return "LoveLetter malware detected."

To the first "I love you" statement :p

@lotd that malware. Cheeky. 😉

@erikdreyer11 true girls don't fall for that.

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Should've tried with "shoes"

Hard way :
> ps aux | grep "boyfriend"
> kill [ boyfriend's pid ]
> echo "I Love You"...

This sounds hilarious! But I started to think about it more and more. Love is an important topic for me. And I try to understand what is this exactly. I try to found out do men fall in love. I have read really nice articles about this.