Donald Trump reminds me of the type of code I wrote back at my very first job as a developer.

It was built wrong from the ground up, required way too much resources and space, contained flaws and bugs in almost every method, spat out random and inconceivable messages in the log and threatened to blow up at any given time. But for reasons unknown it kept going, managed to fool people it wasn't as shit as it really was and the client couldn't get rid of it even if they tried.