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@chrome coding girlfriends have their pros and cons. Pro, you understand the code. Con, you both stare blankly at the screen saying "I have no idea what the bug is"
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Coding girlfriend sounds like more potential to argue over additional stupid shit. The regular stuff you argue about plus disagreements about coding practices.
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@chrome I'd think it'd be worse because the coding girlfriend wouldn't be as easily impressed with the stuff everyone else thinks is magic.
"Oh, so you implemented a bubble sort? And...? How about you try optimizing taking the trash out for once? Maybe then I'd actually be impressed!"
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