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@3rdWorldPoison she is too youmg to understand speech
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@3rdWorldPoison She doesn't have a REST or GraphQL API, so I find it difficult to communicate with her. Of course, she has failed to provide any form of documentation so far, so it's all trial and error.
I post various requests, all I get back is "brrrrrrr wleh brrr woo" which I assume is some kind of server error. -
@Root It would be nice if you could put coworkers in timeout, or threaten your boss "if you don't stop being a toxic asshole, there will be no dessert tonight"
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@bittersweet her api is in an alpha status. whats her version (x.y)
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@stop I'm fairly certain she's unversioned, no backups, all development happens in production.
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@bittersweet she sounds like version 0.10 or version 1.2
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When she’ll grow up and have plans with her friends and everything would be ready and you were going to take her and suddenly — “sorry dad, we had to cancel today because one of the girls is sick”.
Rescheduling stuff last minute as a teen means doing spec changes last minute in the future! Don’t let this happen!
Nothing but the best for little bittersweet jr., so I mask up and bike out through the rain to buy the tiny girl the most expensive pacifier I can find.
When I hand it to baby, she giggles, grabs the nipple end in her fist, and passionately starts slobbering on the back of this luxury mouthhole-plug, sucking the edge, biting on the ring. Angry grunt, yeets the plastic object out of the crib.
Apparently, it doesn't meet her specs at all. When I fall to my knees asking what else I can do for her, she just pouts, groans, whines, and then falls asleep.
That's when I realized.
When my little monster grows up, she's going to be a product manager.
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