Why bitches always gotta be sending emails with high importance.

Everything is important, until everything is important.

For me, if it doesn't say "lawyer" in the person job description, I'll bump it down the list for when I get to it.

I know shit has hit the fan somewhere when they start bugging me.

It can't be that important if it's an email...

Because bitches be crazy

Flagging an email that it's important is like telling somebody you're cool.

If you have to say it, you're not.