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The disaster starts with the following sentence: "so marketing had an idea..."

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    They either want to embed video or forms directly into emails.

    Sad thing is it's only been like 4 months since the last time I told them they cannot embed video or forms directly into emails because that's now how email works.
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    Marketing idea, there's an oxymoron!
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    Also: "But it's just a button"
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    @HiFiWiFiSciFi thank god it didn't become reality for emails yet.

    It’s not like it’s completely unrealistic, though.
    Just look at PDF. If I didn’t know it and somebody would tell me that you can have interactive 3D content and forms in a file format for printable documents, I would spit out my coffee laughing out loudly. But here we are. Crazy land.
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    Wait, your marketing have ideas?

    Mine have "but we have already agreed on this and promised our entire customer base this will exist on <insert date>"

    I'm I'm still sitting here trying to work what "it" even is as it's the first I'm hearing about it 3 days away from launch.
  • 3
    Maybe deploying a major update that crashes the entire system, compromising data security and leading to significant downtime.
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    @retoor can you ban this serial spammer Piniuze into oblivion?
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    @Lensflare I can, i have a script that checks all stuff of every spammer and downvotes all what they touched. That's why I register the usernames, to monitor them. But you downvoted already?. He's gone. Is he on more places?
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    @retoor he has ad spammed many posts via comment in the recent days
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    @Lensflare I'll fuck him up today for ya after I finished dark retoorii.

    Edit: no, after supermarket and gluhwein, so a bit before dark retoorii.
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    @retoor darth retoorii
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    @Lensflare oooeeeh I like that one.
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    @Lensflare now it's Piniuze time. My stuff gluhwein escallated.
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    @Lensflare, hmm, interesting, he's unknown:

    In [3]: print("Piniuze" in client.get_spammers())

    False

    In [6]: client.register_spammer("Piniuze")

    Out[6]: 390

    Now I run a script and slowly he dies. 390 spammers in my vision.
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    @Lensflare ah fuck it, script is outdated as fuck in anyway. I will do it tomorrow and then will do it decently. I'm not gonna maintain the crap what is there now. Those scripts are quickly written since it was done while Buffon was attacking. After that, i refactored system to something decent and some parts were left behind and not working anymore. The power of PYthon coding,.

    But he's not a big spammer tho.
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    @Lensflare Part 1 of the new snek feautures.
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    @retoor I like how "registered spammer" sounds like registered sex offender 😄

    It should be a law that scumbags who have been caught spamming must introduce themselves on new platforms.

    "Hello, I‘m new here and I‘m legally obliged to inform you that I‘m a registered spammer"
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    @retoor again, I‘m impressed and worried at the same time. Great power comes with great responsibility :)
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