For IT-guys, LinkedIn is like a reverse dating platform. Girls text you and you ignore them.

I see ..... *proceeds to create LinkedIn account*

So for IT girls it’s just like a dating site?

Mxr? 🤔

Whaddaya think the fucking joke/meme button is for?

@Fast-Nop

hey! maybe OP is frustrated with the current state of LinkedIn and that's why it's a rant as well as a joke/meme!

@mysth I got a female recruiter on LinkedIn once who came on to me, trying make me sign for a job. First she invited me to a restaurant to talk about the employer, which I thought was a bit weird, but I thought fine, I like food... then she got kind of tipsy and invited me over "to her place" if I was willing to sign right there.

I also had an interesting interview with a male recruiter in an office in Frankfurt, who called in a woman at the end of the meeting -- It took me way too long to discover that she was an escort, offered as a signing bonus.

Considering recruiters regularly get 10-25k per signed contract here, whoring either yourself or someone else out isn't that surprising of a move from people who were born without a soul.

I'm up for a lot of adventurous stuff to be honest, but in both cases I politely declined. Sex offered as a bribe is a bit of a turnoff in my opinion. I'm more of a spontaneous LSD-fueled orgy on the roof of the library kind of guy.

Shiiett right on the gpoint

Hahahaha this is a good one.

I get harassed by everyone on LinkedIn, but I still laughed lol

Hello <name>, I'm searching for my top client a <language_not_in_your_profile> programmer, which is offering <totally_unrealistic_pay> and you seem to be the perfect fit!
Yeah, sure, fuck off...

@100110111 a lesbian dating site