What is up witb the strange influx of spam shit we are getting?

Fuck these users man fr

Makes a change from the "give me le stickers!!" posts.

Makes you wonder how fucked up and repetitive other platforms are though if we get the leakage 😔

I have an important message for you regarding your car’s extended warranty

@Root my car warranty has been "about to expire" for five years, according to those phone calls.

@Root Rjahdsheh Phabebhdh is a well known attorney in sjdhsjsbs, to contact him sjsnsibiss

@Root Heh, I got one of those today!

Also, someone called and left a message telling Juan it is okay for me (Juan) to cook the food for something. I didn't need a license.

I really wanted to call them back and say: I am not the Juan you are looking for. They did leave their number so...

And no, my name is not Juan. And my mother's maiden name is not Juan.

@Demolishun I know your name isn’t Juan, silly.

You could pretend to be a health inspector, though. “*shakes head* I’m gonna have to dock ya.”

Speaking of cooking, Juan... before I visited my friend in Amsterdam for the first time, he told me on Friday nights his family eats Dutch Snakes and Frites. For months I forced myself to be resigned to eating snake.
Come to find out on Friday night his family eats Dutch SNACKS and Frites. I'll never get the visual out of my head of pulling snake meat apart from its skin. Ew...

@Root You be in Juan ton of trouble!