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I fucking hate python and myself even more. Python is easy they say, Python has nice syntax but fuck you . Fuck you seriously I cringe if I see non-c-like syntax. Every time I leave my comfort zone I get fucked over by damn semicolons. Fuck this imports i don't know your damn library. But god damn In far too advanced for hello world. There are two versions and the lib I want to use is incompatible? Well fuck me? That kind of shit never hit me on PHP. Damn me! Fuck you python. I want to know you but you fuck me harder than life. GEHÖRT? DU FICKST MICH HÄRTE ALS DAS LEBEN DU HURENSOHN!!!!

What is even your problem? Indentation? Well thank you for not having braces! I mean come on I try, I really do. I know you are different but every thing I want to learn about you is either for uber beginners or so advanced I don't even know what's going on. Do magical shit in a few lines? What the fuck is in those packages? A wizard full filling whishes like "plz make this work"?

But don't worry you cum snorting unicorn as much as I hate you I'm more mad about me for not being a descendant of fucking slytherin!

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  • 5
    7y
    Holy shit dude , I just left from work muttering 'fuck python and fuck tabs and fuck spaces and fuck this whole fucking indentation fucking crap' after trying all day to make a thing with selenium , phantomjs and burpsuite .
  • 11
    7y
    Top ranting. I like python though :)
  • 4
    7y
    such a fresh rant. Thanks for making my hour
  • 5
    7y
    You just described my day today. Thank you.
  • 2
    7y
    One of the best rant I've seen in a while thank you
    I have a love/absolute hate relationship with python myself so I definitely get you bro
  • 7
    7y
    "I'm more mad about me for not being a descendant of fucking Slytherin"

    Just made my day dude 😂😂😂😂
  • 1
    7y
    @0tikurt glad you got the reference
  • 1
    7y
    Haha dude. Nice rant tho :3
  • 4
    7y
    Having initiated my programming carreer in Python & moved on to JS, what first felt so natural as a beginner now just feels so unnatural
  • 1
    7y
    Das Leben ist nunmal kein Ponyhof.
  • 3
    7y
    Your rant needs more indentation...
  • 1
    7y
    So back to your PHP and go to see a psychologist.
  • 1
    5y
    I feel you man..
  • 2
    5y
    Oh, and I wish I could give you so many ++’s for that cum snorting unicorn statement. So good hahaha 🦄
  • 1
    3y
    I come here every once in a while when I have to use python. I LOVE HOW U STARTED SPEAKING GERMAN MID-SENTENCE FROM ANGER. THAT'S THE ENERGY.
  • 0
    2y
    Python fucking sucks. That is a fact of life. Newcomers are attracted by its zealot fanbase selling it as a simple language to learn, and they either become new members of that religion or they realize the kind of dipshit fuckfest the entire ecosystem is. It is still relevant because some academic madman decided to adopt it as a language to build AI and ML stuff and everone keeps keeps using that duct tape-connected bunch of libraries that break every two minutes and scale like donkey's shit, and many zealots believed this bullshit and carried on the circus. Dear god, I only wait for it to die and be replaced by better alternatives. I will be waiting a long time though, I know that. Fuck Python.
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