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NoMad
3y

!dev #SocialIsolationIsBad #I'm_waiting_for_this_script_to_finish

I'm the one who intentionally creeps out everyone who like her, and then sits on the toilet shedding internal tears of self-pity that "nobody likes me" and then does the comfort talk of "I'm a strong independent moldy potato and need nobody".

Anyways, came full circle now can somebody hand me more toilet papers, please? 🚽

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  • 5
    Come to the dark side. We have TP, not just cookies.
  • 4
    @Fast-Nop does your TP have a dark side or just your cookies?
  • 2
    Sorry, toilet paper is not in stock today.
    Ask the preppers why it is more important to hoard that than water and food...
  • 2
    Toilet paper out of stock today with the new lockdown, fuck this COVID bullshit!
  • 2
    @C0D4 I've heard. ScoMo couldn't even manage to keep the new strains out. Lol.
  • 1
    @NoMad they had 1 job, 1 fucking job 🤦‍♂️

    Apparently, it's too complicated to think... wait that's probably it 👀.... but to think hotel quarantine + allow the staff to mingle in society would be a problem.

    And now the positive tests are showing up in the 3rd week instead of the first 14 days 🙄
  • 1
    Current exposure map.
    Melbourne Airport is in the circle with the Hotel.
  • 1
    @C0D4 lol. Ngl, dandy being fucked doesn't even bother me one bit. Funny how it's spreading to Clayton tho. Like, all I know around there is Monash and its employees... Wait, fuck, I got fam around there. Uhhh gotta go call them and check...
  • 1
    @NoMad dandy wouldn't be the same it if didn't go out of its way to fuck itself though 😅

    Hope fam found some TP yesterday, and sugar... that seems to be the new trend. One guy tried to get 50KG of sugar 😂
  • 0
    @C0D4 well, not my immediate fam, so idc if they have to shower after every wc appointment. Lol.

    My mom is not answering tho, which is starting to bother me. 😐 looked at the exposure map. They had one at the end of their street... It's annoying being half the planet away and knowing parent's brain works part time. Like, fuuuuuuuuuuck.
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