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asgs109472yMoney Laundering as a service?
What the fuck
What was the company selling/doing?
@Berkmann18 Bills. Money laundering companies sell bills.
@Berkmann18 Mostly fake R&D projects. I had to produce fake GANTT in the final reports with inflated man hours.
As the sum of the man-hours was easily more than the IT staff could deliver, I had to put the names of the cleaning staff as junior devs in order not to raise suspicions.
I was successful, even if I don't exactly what to write in my CV now.
@willcandy Accounting experience?
Now we know who the Affordable Care Act website developers were. ;-)
eptsousa3992yTime to do some blackmailing from a random email and recibe a few bitcoins.
retoor4992yThe line 'And no, the salary didn't make up for the daily loss of reputation.' is worth cocaine.
You forgot to mention that you were lead as well :D And QA! :D Sloppy
retoor4992y@eptsousa yeah, let's poke the bear. Make sure you have a pack of wolves around you to beat it.
I would just move to other job.
AlmondSauce13HR sent around updated contracts asking everyone to sign them since the company changed its name, fair enough....
GIS-Jedi15IT Manager: What kind if attachment did you send me in that email? Me: A .zip? IT Manager: ...? Me: A zi...
Etik5Manager A : "You've done a great job, you'll get a X raise" Manager A: "I was not able to negotiate it, but yo...
I was hired as Project Manager.
After few days, I discovered that:
- I didn't have a team
- I was also the main and only developer
- all the projects I was assigned to were late
- I was also the account manager and I had to explain the delay to the customers.
And no, the salary didn't make up for the daily loss of reputation.
I lasted more than I thought, when I discovered that customers were not interested in delivery either, as it was a kind of money laundering scheme