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4y

First thing on Monday. The very first thing.

I fucking killed prod.

Reminder to my future self to either stash local config files and .htaccess files... or add them to gitignore... But either way, don't leave them lying around assuming I won't do something dumb and accidentally commit them. Because some fateful Monday morning before I've had my coffee I'm going to do something dumb.

rant

git broke it

git fixed it
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  • 11
    4y
    Using git rebase --HEAD, and git push -f against fucking Prod, before 10 am on a monday...

    Holy fuck. Shit's fixed but god damn that could have gone irreparably wrong.

    Nuts are about the size of cashews rn. Butthole is water tight.
  • 6
    4y
    Code comes AFTER coffee, not before
  • 2
    4y
    Jesus man, I'm praying for you. That's the shittiest way i can think of to start a Monday.
  • 2
    4y
    At least it is Monday and not Friday. So you don't need to work extra hours over the weekend
  • 4
    4y
    > Monday
    > no coffee
    > deployment

    It's almost like you wanTed it to fail 😏
  • 0
    4y
    Nah.... It's a rare case where the subconscious of your motivation tries to manifest itself in reality.

    Yep. Motivation is suicidal. And depressed. And not motivated at all.
  • 0
    4y
    Next positive move: see if you can automate that so it can never happen again. Hang in there!
  • 0
    4y
    If monday && deployment {
    Manager.ordermecoffee();
    }
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