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Holy fucking shit.

Why do people always expect you to know absolutely everything the second they ask?!

PM: "Yes yes of course we can do that!!! We've done it a million times, we do it for breakfast HAHAHAHAHA"

ME: "Well not really, we've never implemented a solution like that one, its gonna take some time to figure it out"

PM: "HAAAAHAHAHA HE'S SOO FUNNYY LMAOFUDKSJ DONT WORRY WELL HAVE IT READY FOR TOMMORROW :P".

Holy fuuuck I understand you wanna make the sell but you need to give the costumer a realistic look at things, at least give a reasonable deadline for what he's asking! FFS ASK ME HOW COMPLICATED ARE THE THINGS HES ASKING FOR BEFORE TELLING HIM WHEN THEY'RE GONNA BE READY! MAKE A FUCKING ESTIMATE, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A TEAM!

Oh and this rant is gonna happen, dont care if I get fired.This needs to change.

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  • 2
    This shit does need to change! 6-8 weeks! Flat out answer for anything

    Delivery before that the client is delighted, doesn't come in on time? Well you know scopy mcCreepCreep
  • 2
    Can totally relate, can't remember the number of times I've argued with my PM about this. Finally we have come to an understanding. Keep telling him that it's not possible, make him understand the process. If he doesn't get it, then maybe he's not fit to be a PM.
  • 0
    It's just as annoying when it's the other way round and you tell them it will take an hour and they plan in a month. Wtf?!?
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