A developer is conducting a trolly and has to choose between killing 1 person or killing 5 people, what does he do?

He jumps out of the trolley and lets someone else deal with it.

Why not kill all 6? No people no problems.

trolly conductor problems require trolly conductor solutions.

The decision is pretty simple: As you shouldn't kill people, whatever is the actual course of the trolley is the correct course when changing it would also mean to kill people. Except when you are in a survival situation and some of the people look more tasty than the others...

Nobody speaks of just stopping the fucking thing.

Nah, he tries to fix the brakes.

Management give everyone a pep talk, then jump off. Ops look, shrug, and complain it's a dev thing before jumping off.

HR meanwhile constantly distract the devs by insisting that, before fixing the brakes, they need to complete mandatory inclusivity training.

@Frederick seen it before, THANK YOU.

That kid makes me have hope for the future.