The borrower

Dart: Can I borrow your let?
JavaScript: Fuck off!
Dart: Please spare me your var then... You don't seem to need it anymore.
JavaScript: I said fuck off weirdo!

Dart: Can I borrow your var?
C#: 🧐... Kotlin. Is that you again?
Dart: No, I'm Dart.
C#: That what?
Dart: Haha, Just Dart.
C#: So, you need my var?
Dart: Yes, and also your String.
C#: Just that.
Dart: and your int, your bool, double and List
C#: Just that.
Dart: All your types... Maybe.
C#: πŸšβ˜ŽοΈπŸ—ƒοΈπŸ’ΊπŸ“ΊπŸ›οΈπŸŽ»πŸ”¦ 🧀 Here you go.
Dart: ThanksπŸ’ƒ

Dart: Can I borrow your pointer?
C: πŸ‘΄ Huhh?
Dart: Your pointer. Yes that pointing stuff.
C: Borrow what?
Dart: Your pointer.
C: Poin...
Dart: Pointer!
C: Ponita
Dart: πŸƒ...
C: Here is my Pony bear... Hellooo. You there?

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    Yeah, don't ask C about its pointers. It has sort of a phobia about sharing them. Guess too many have tried to free them - twice...
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