Welcome to my live.

"uh... guies...."

Im amazed someone who’s getting paid actually sat down and thought this would be a good idea

A Boolean check on an integer named variable.

With two equal signs.

Oh boy, the radiation level says you'll have a lot of contamination sunshine ahead of ya.

First I thought this was about using guard clauses to fix the
if {
if {}
}
nesting, then I saw the true || false ... how?? Is this an accident?

@cb219

Nah... it's nesting.

true or false can have a lot of meanings here thx to duck typing.

Check if array index is set and != null
Check if array value is "something" (1|0 e.g.)

Most likely followed by another tirade of nesting and an exit() or header() - for redirect / termination

🤔 and no ones going to point out why in the fuck is the user id in a cookie!

Why thank you good sir, let me go roll that ID around until I find someone of interest.

2 lines, 2 ifs, so many things wrong, it's great, and terrifying all at the same time.

@C0D4 Dora goes on an adventure....

The amount of retardation in this code can fill a huge book

There is no good PHP code so just embrace the madness.

@TeachMeCode i see this shit every day from legacy code at work.

These are some of the wonders that we get from drinking php and falling into the rabbit hole

@AleCx04 stories from the habit hole.

@hobblin there is no good hammer.

Are dumbasses hired to increase diversity?

I have something like this for knowing if user is administrator like
If(cookie(admin)){
Session == admin
}

I cry and i quit the job

@jak645 why? 😰

False! False! False!

What worries me most in this code is lack of space after `if`.

@cprn we need to have a talk... XD

My eyes hurt

Schrodinger's Bool

@Hastouki i damn near chocked on my coffee reading this, you absolute genius you

Let's play "how to fuck it more"! You can add only one change and you have to change version from previous comment. Using http://instaco.de/ is optional. 😆 Extra points for making change "not obvious".