So you wanna buy a consulting company?

(Here is the job listing on linkedin)

Holy shit

@neeno exactly what I was gonna say lol.

It would be fun to find out how that spaghetti list came together.

Must be expert in devops, shell scripts, UI design, adobe studio, every major IDE, every java framework, every database system, at least 5 different os’s, every JS framework, project management tools, it’s like you’re an all encompassing deity of the damn computer. If you fit this description, you would essentially be a senior backend developer, senior front end developer, senior devops, senior UI designer, senior system admin for every damn major operating system, senior project manager and maybe perhaps senior DBA all in one massive super genius brain

@TeachMeCode and then they'll pay you two bananas and a chilli for your contributions, and ask you to hack NSA to show them ads.

Holy shit! Just when you thought you have seen it all.

That's not a consultant....that's a fucking IT department and THEN some.

@nanobot lol yeah must work for free. Wait! They forgot to add a few ingredients to this requirements stew. Where’s the networking requirements list? Or miscellany like 50k stack overflow points, every hard leetcode problem solved, an exploding GitHub contribution count, and a high ranking in chess

I wonder what would happen if you attempt to apply. What would the interviewer ask? Is he really going to ask about all those things??? “What is your experience with backend? Front end? What’s your experience with devops? Adobe? UI? DBA? React? Vue? Java? Scripting? Unix? CSS? Assembly? Functional? MATLAB? MSSQL ?” (20 mins later) “what about game development, have you used unreal engine?” (20 mins later) “Do you have any mobile experience? IOS? What about android? Could you run me through some projects?”

A bit disappointed, when I saw the length of the list I thought it would spell out the lyrics of never gonna give you up or some other prank

@N00bPancakes probably someone said fuck this shit I’m out and left the building leaving motherfuckers with their problems. Now they’re looking for another looser for pennies who would earn them couple of millions more so they can fuck around and play cool and innovative company.

Not only those this JD takes the cake on the "We're looking for a whole Engineering team in one person" stupidity, but also, they can't even put the requirements in the correct category (e.g. Angular.js/React/AWS/Azure/GCP in Backend) but also can't seem to see the amount of duplication they have.
They deserve to be named and shamed.

@TestInProd423 that's not an IT department, that is Google, facebook, Ibm , microsoft and amazon combined

now the question is, do they pay accordingly?

Sounds like buying a Super Computer, while powering it with one solar panel.

@thebiochemic I'm willing to bet the salary wouldn't be enough for either of the three jobs in the list.

Ok it will be 9000$/h