Boss: how long would it take you to make an app with this tool you have never seen before?
Me: idk, I've never used that.
Boss: OK so how long?
Me:.. Uh.. 3 weeks?
Boss: you got 2 weeks. Start tomorrow.
Me:... OK then..
Inner me: why does he even ask?
...Fml

What tools and what app? Just curious :) Goodluck by the way

Read the book "clean code"

Seriously this happens in a corporate environment? I have never experienced such stupidity. Are you based in the West?

Awesome advice, thanks mate. @moshmage

@iakar I'm in Japan. Happens quite often in my company but we are pretty small. Idk if it happens in the mayors.

@JavaRules
Happened with ffmpeg to make a 360 video editor.
Fuel php to implement a new feature to a site.
Native development for Android and ios ( I've made games for both but using unity, never native)
And the latest psvita development to port a game from pc.
It has been fun and I've managed to deliver but one of this days my luck is going to run out.