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NoMad
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1. I'm sick with a cold. I'm dying.

2. You know, it feels like some objects' destiny is bound to mine. Like this woolen shawl that over 15 years ago I used to use to keep my head warm in the heavy snow, then forgot it existed and now it resurfaced as I was talking to mom about my head being cold while having the cold.

3. If things go well, this shawl will come with me on my next trip. That is, if this cold doesn't make a stop in afterlife.
**achoo**

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  • 4
    I just got over that damn cold, you can keep it. Although that cough isn't going away 🙁
  • 2
    @C0D4 I don't have a cough, but my sinus may end up exploding.
  • 1
    Human body is surprisingly resilient, so you will most probably survive
  • 1
    @NoMad oximetazoline hydrochloride works like a charm against very clogged nose. But it's too strong for prolonged usage (the spray I have says to not use it for more than 3 days straight without prescription)
  • 1
    @iiii and yet last time you literally wished to shoot me. Oh to be free of you must feel good even if it is by the bitter hands of death.
  • 1
    @NoMad I could strangle you if that's your kink 🤔
  • 1
    @iiii oh you wish. Also, relevance?
  • 1
    @NoMad you wanted death. Why not make it kinky instead of mundane at least.
  • 6
    Welp, this sounds a lot like the plot of a tv show I was watching a while back about a psycho sexual serial killer.

    Peeps, if I gone missing, you have a suspect.
  • 2
    @NoMad still early days I see, give it time 😏
  • 2
    Vitamin D. People are chronically vitamin D deficient. Saw a doctor who was expert on virology talk about this.
  • 1
    @C0D4 I'm confused, which topic are we on? Sinus and cough, or something else?
  • 2
    @Demolishun you are correct. I forgot to take extra vitamin D in the last few weeks. Thanks for the reminder.
  • 1
    @theKarlisK huh?
  • 3
    @theKarlisK literally me rn

    https://media1.tenor.com/images/...
  • 2
    @NoMad the cough, you evil snowball.
  • 1
    You just traveled from one place on the earth to another about a week ago. Coincidence?
  • 1
    *hot wet packings*

    *Menthol on breast*

    Andy my favorite: GnF medicine.

    Hot grog or anything else that says "Good night fucker".
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