I don't know why these days random Indian women kept calling me regarding job opportunity in Google.

Irrespective of this being a job scam or not, stay the fuck away from Indians in general.

The vast majority of Indians are pathetic.

@Floydimus hmmm ... Seems like you have some bad experience with them....

@johnmelodyme being an Indian, I can tell you how shitty we are.

@Floydimus oh you are Indian?

(Possibly racially insensitive joke incoming)

Sometimes the cowboys and the Indians are the same people.

@johnmelodyme sadly yes.

@d4ng3r0u5 don't worry, Indians are the most racist people and nothing can offend them.

@Floydimus "and nothing can offend them."

What is this super power? Black magic? Mumbo jumbo? Hokum-pokum? (not to be confused with hocus pocus)
Do I have to charm a cobra (I hate snakes) , or steal a crystal skull and then swing from a whip before pushing a priest into a lava crevice or something?

Because if I do I just want you to know curry is about the hottest thing I have experience with and lavas way too spicy.

We may need an intrepid and daring guide and you seem to fit the bill.

@Wisecrack When you are so full of shit that external stink causes no harm.

Do you notice how simple is that?

Also, curry is not even close to being spicy. Meh! boring stuff.

Now you know why we clean our ass with water after a dump instead of tissues? LOL

@Floydimus the water thing actually isnt a half bad idea.

I'd be personally uncomfortable with it, but I think that has more to do with being a westerner and not at all being used to it.

They do the same in the Philippines I think.

And they wash with soap when they're done.

Apparently Filipino asses are on average cleaner than westerners.

The nerve of them.

@Wisecrack yes, I think habits play a vital role in our lives and how we adapt to our surroundings.

One of the cultural shocks for me when I visited west was tissue papers.

If be honest, the very first time it felt super weird but then I actually felt more comfortable using it because of how dry it is.

But yes, nothing is better than water and then clean everything with soap.