Where do Database Administrators hangout ?

Ya that's about right

I bet a night there costs like 5 billion dollars per bed. But since it is theoretically possible for you to sleep in a different bed every customer has to pay for all beds in the hotel just to be sure. And they don't tell you that going in a straight line from bed to the bathroom costs extra. But they will do unannounced checks whenever they please. And if they find out that you went this straight path (and they will because the carpet's fibres are bent a little bit more than usual) they will fine you because don't mess with Larry. God does Oracle suck

"Pure Veg" ...Seems legit

@mrmarbury Man, it's just a restaurant. No rooms.

@mrmarbury And yes, in India, people do confuse hotels with restaurants.

...Then make the beds tables and the same holds true....I've never been to India, sorry

@uddinstock lmfao ironically I assumed "Pure Veg" was a sales pitch for we have a hot tub and cable at our hotel feel free to veg out

@uddinstock Ayy... Not true. We like our meat man.