!dev

I want to say to my cheating whore of an ex, you were never worth the time nor the effort. You are my only regret in life. There are actually way more pretty and nice and probably honest girls than you'll ever be!

The is related to the rant before.

Yikes. Sorry to hear 😬

Loyalty > Beauty.

We all have been there pal.

@Floydimus doesn’t that depend on what you’re looking for?
Humor and fun > Beauty > Loyalty if it’s only a short term thing. It’s all about the goal.

But I’m just a girl, what do I know.

@atrabilious clowns aren't the best choice

@iiii I don’t know… a loyal bore doesn’t sound like a good time at all. I guess I’m past all the time wasted with soul sucking relationships that end like ^

@atrabilious if all you need is a short term deal, I would guess, all you need are looks that make your pp hard to engage in mating procedure.

@atrabilious I don't know what you know.

But one thing I can confidently tell and that is you are great problem solver.

Absolutely loved the approach on 'what is the goal'.

@Floydimus I’m an old engineer, if we’re not solving the problems, we’re creating them out of boredom.

@atrabilious Floyd is enjoying this interaction already.

Welcome to devRant. Tell me more about solving problems and building products :)

lucky you i just got dumped for being a cheating whore of a bf

@EpicofGilgamesh Are you or are you not?

@Floydimus well, if you listen to my boss it all starts with “tenets”. Followed by nothing longer than a 6 page document, where the first 30 minutes of any meeting is reading that document…followed by a lot of hmmms, ahhhs, “did you see my comment on the google sheet?”

I don’t know how we got wrapped up in this aws ethos recently, but I want to find the eject button and go back to building things that people use to do work and stuff.

@atrabilious the fact that the org is using Google Suite and AWS is hurting me.

@molaram where can I get some of those whores? 🤔

@molaram fair nuff, dude. I've been living in my man cave for at least a year.

Though, just exiting it does not do much, is it?

@molaram at my place right now 🤔
What do you mean?

@molaram Ukraine 🤔

@Floydimus global cable megalopoly, so spending billions with cloud companies is how we roll.

Pros: you get to build cool shit
Cons: literally everything else

@molaram you have too much faith in me. I'm not even that great of a developer, let alone human.

PS: would not lie, eastern Slavic women are one of the most attractive.

@iiii Eastern European women are pretty.

As I said, I’m old, and from what I have observed the different desires between sexes are:

Women mostly want

1. Pretend you listen
2. Compliments
3. The occasional pair of shoes

Compared to men..

1. Sandwiches
2. Shut up during sportsball
3. Blowjobs

@atrabilious well, I don't even watch sports. But I am sold for food indeed, not gonna lie.

@atrabilious also, why exactly blowjobs? 🤔 Why such fixation?

@iiii it very well could be an American thing…maybe not universally applicable. I guess I should have put a disclaimer.

@atrabilious nah, it's fine. I'm just curious why they are such a big thing

given the comments in this thread I’m gonna guess there’s not a lot of female devs here…but I suppose there’s not a lot of female devs anywhere. 🤷🏻‍♀️

@molaram <3

@molaram none taken. If chicks can’t hang with this, they probably aren’t very good engineers. Just an observation on gender representation on the app…or the industry.

fuck the bitch