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It is so awkward to watch 50 shades of grey movie and coding at the same time. Especially when the **** part someone pass by and watch it with you.

That someone is my CTO . He paid me RM 200 for the pass him the movies. Sounds like I have a new business.

So anyone need the movie , it is just 200MYR... 😂😂😂😈

Actually he can get it from torrent. But why?

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  • 1
    @rutee07 hihihi so you want some? It's 200MYR. Hihihihi
  • 3
    He paid you $50 just for a movie and to signal that he's kinky? Bit weird IMO.
  • 1
    @lbfalvy yeap.
  • 2
    @rutee07 in Malaysia that price is full tank petrol for two cars.
  • 1
    @lbfalvy right? There's torrent and even Netflix is cheaper.
  • 1
    @lbfalvy I saw him after that went into toilet with his iPad which is weird. And why....
  • 5
    @johnmelodyme either this is fake or your CTO wants to bang you.
  • 2
    @Floydimus this is not fake , and why he need to bang me? What so interesting about me?
  • 5
    @johnmelodyme

    Why would he ask YOU to watch the movie with him?

    Why would he overpay YOU for something that could be available for free?

    Why would he watch that specific movie with YOU?
  • 2
    I dont get what is so special with that movie, to be honest
  • 3
    @Floydimus

    Sounds like someone is getting a promotion soon
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    @Floydimus Well , I'm worried.... I will refund the 200 tmr. 😱😱😰😰😰😨 Just in case
  • 5
    @johnmelodyme you provide great service.

    Money back guarantee, no questions asked. 😅
  • 2
    @Floydimus wtf... Ok now I'm worried. May be I need to inform the HR .
  • 2
    @johnmelodyme he is the CTO.

    Odds will be in his favour, not yours. Don't panic.
  • 1
    @johnmelodyme I think you meant "hee-hee-hee-hee", not "hihihihi" 😁
  • 1
    @vintprox any difference though?
  • 2
    @johnmelodyme TBH, if I could see the same thing, I don't see a difference either. Language and pronunciation contradict each other.
    Also, it's a business model you have there, I see 😂
  • 1
    @vintprox

    sou dis ar da saym ting?
  • 2
    50 Shades movies started out as Twilight Fan Fiction.
  • 2
    @johnmelodyme hihihihi looks like you're saying "hi" a bunch. Hehehe is onomatopoeia for laughing.
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  • 2
    @johnmelodyme that is what you are gonna be, after watching this movie with your CTOOO
  • 0
    If it works out, having a relationship with your boss can be great.
    But be ready to move if you break up...
  • 2
    @Linux

    What's special about that movie?

    Well, not cinematic quality.

    But the Stockholm-syndromey consent violation fetish, with all its voyeuristic softporn notes, is attractive. From rapey vampire dramas to harlequin novels to The Handmaid's Tale, there has always been a demand for the stuff.

    It's kind of the "femine" analogue to the "masculine" trope of superhero/mechrobot destroying half a city.

    It's cinematic trash, and both rape porn and genocide destruction porn fetishes have a satisfying edge because your brain years for ridiculously unethical stuff as a method to discover boundaries in "simulation mode".

    I think liking those for what they are (fantasy indulgence) is actually not something to be ashamed of either... as long as you don't claim that 50 shades books are sophisticated literature.
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    What?!! You can watch movies at work? That too 50 Shades? And your CTO watches with you?

    I'm just can't comprehend this.
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