"yeah I'm a programmer"
"Great! Can you fix my laptop?"

No, I cannot!

@melezorus34 you can't? Didn't you say you are a programmer?

@ars1 I said I'm a programmer, not an I.T. those guys knows better than I do

Can you fix my printer?

@BobbyTables We have reached a recursion, haven't we?

@melezorus34 No IT is IT

Always get this.

@Crost desperate times needs junior ITs with google skills

Can you hack a facebook account?

"I also hacked some wifis of the neighbors before"

@Lensflare yes

I enter the magic name
I enter the magic password

Boom! Now I'm in their fb.

Are you a programer ? I have this idea but you cannot tell anyone about it.
You can use it and we going to split 50-50 because I had the idea and I do all the code. Now we should get a office area in xyz .. we will have 2 secretaries each ...4 coffee mechines ...and yes I would like a fusball table in the main hall.
And also PS5 ..I don't like this MS shit....

@dror oh tell you the idea? No you will just steal it, you can do it on the work don't worry about it.

one of these things is not like the other