> uptime

279 days

Damn.

Time for a kernel update.

Go to sleep!

What for?

That would frighten me. That long of an uptime leaves so much room for things to go wrong. Your kernel could have vulnerabilities, you could be running versions of programs that are patched and only exist in memory, etc. I like regularly scheduled maintenance just to make sure a single power outage couldn't detail an entire server

Aren't you supposed to call your doctor with an uptime over 4 hours?

@Demolishun I am so proud that I know what you mean 😎

You gotta pump those numbers up!