As a user I want to fart before some one opens the door.
As a user I want to wait if someone farted.
As a admin I want to see who farted.

Does anyone else get annoyed with tasks like that? So much unnecessary words.

Bla bla bla do this bla bla bla

I don't mind it, it makes it easy for QA to test scenarios with. But when each story is its own ticket and there's positive and negative scenario for each ticket, it quickly becomes a incoherent mess to understand what the actual ask is without wasting a week putting all the tickets back together.