I am a fucking software developer and not an IT guy, I write code and if the fucking printer is not connecting, throw it out of the window, that's way better than calling me for help, because one day, I'll do that, and you'll regret...

in the name of all devs: thank you!

Hollywood is most likely the reason why the think you can fix the fucking printer.

@alcatraz627 + ignorance to understand that development is not the same as unplugging and plugging a printer, or turning on/off something,

I'm glad the guy opposite me has learnt to do some basic troubleshooting :D saves me 2 mins from getting up to look at his Mac lol