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I have been off of this platform since last 4-5 years, but going through old screenshots I found this rant by @uyouthe. I checked it on the Calculator on Windows 11. 5 FUCKING YEARS and this is still there.

rant just why ui why fuck fuck this shit bad design perfectionism hell

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devRant is way better than Reddit!

joke/meme true story

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made my day

joke/meme joke screenshot ux joke meme

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That's literally the scene right now

joke/meme college placements

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Tiny little line of random JS code.
"No Comments in the code"
Me: I think this is not required, let me remove it.
"Deletes the line..."
*Entire App Breaks*
Me: OK, It must be important.
"Cmd + Z"
*Plot twist: The APP is still broken*

Guess who just needs to stay up late in office.

rant officediaries js

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2GB of RAM on my iPhone makes things run smoother than 6GB on my Android.... I used to think more is better... My whole life was a lie

rant i understand optimisation just kidding

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Stop fighting for gender equality,
Start fighting for render equality!!!

~CSS Devs.

rant render equality render problem css

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I need your support guys... It's been long time since I last posted, but this is a really awesome community and I was little busy. But now I'm back with a bang.... @dfox

rant alexa devrant skill love from india

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Was my prev dev fucking high or what?
Who names an UPDATE Query as delete.
That shitfuck deserves a special place in hell.

undefined fuck logic

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I am happy

joke/meme perks of being a student

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Forgot to add a WHERE clause in my UPDATE query for Prod DB, that contained 100K+ Records.

FML

rant i am fucked

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Why the fuck does my baggage arrive late at the airport... Why can't it be soon as I need it. Always happens.

rant fuck airlines

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Finally, bug solved...

joke/meme success

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That's me

joke/meme underpaid developer

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This is how weekends in my office happen

random had fun last night

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Always

joke/meme my life

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So yesterday night, I went to sleep thinking of this unfinished task. I did wake up with an awesome solution in my head, but now as I reached office, I forgot the fucking solution and how I arrived to that stage. fml

undefined this is true i can't finish this

What the actual fuck

joke/meme marketting fail

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Leason, never code when hungary. Eat Pizza first. 🍕

rant what not to do 101

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Because apparently this douchebag thought writing else is too mainstream. And indentation, that is for noobs.

undefined i want to kill him

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Ummm, I will assume that you were not able to navigate to the page you have just opened in background. Ok Safari, thanks for the hardwork.

rant as you say master safari

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How did you come to know about devRant?

I was shopping stickers online, and the owner of that site referred me to devRant (personaly, we were having a chat via that contact us chatbox).

Share your stories, because I don't see any ads of devRant, so everything must be organic here...

question how i met devrant

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Stack Overflow is fun sometimes.

undefined internal error

Fuck Night mode, I still use F.lux on all my 🍎 devices.

rant f.lux rocks night mode not good

Apparently, I am using everything in light theme, from devRant to Atom.
I don't know why but code looks a lot better now.

rant light side

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No words needed

rant google

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It seems like I have an OCD with code.

rant i am mad

If Steve Jobs was alive, he would hang himself after seeing the new iPhones.

rant apple is becoming ice cream 💩

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Fuck, the night is over and I didnt start the project. I have a meeting tomorrow morning (<5 hours).
But, I can do this, I will do this

rant all nighter

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Saturday office be like this

joke/meme work hard play hard

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