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PerfectAsshole

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message Microsoft support they might give you an address to send your paychecks and social security number to
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AnonymousGuy

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@jckimble nah they already have those. You need to send them a visa of your blood.
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lostinmyworld

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http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/...
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PerfectAsshole

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@AnonymousGuy yeah you're right maybe send them your fingerprints if you don't have a fingerprint reader or been to jail. other than that they probably have everything
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Glinkis

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@AnonymousGuy a visa? A vial you mean.
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Root

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Send them your linux partition' s TrueCrypt password. Once they have that, they'll have everything.
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AnonymousGuy

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@Glinkis Haha autocorrect 😐 "Send them a visa credit card covered in blood."
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fluxmaniac

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Whenever you install something, make sure you opt in to the Customer Experience Improvement Program! You never know, it may actually improve your experience someday!
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runbrun11

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@fluxmaniac but isn't that "anonymous"?
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gbsamhith

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Then ask them to contact Google or Facebook as an ad customer.

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