Google has a password reset procedure so intense, that even if I can sign into my recovery account and give them the code from there, use 2 factor auth and give them the code from there, tell them my recovery phone(s) number(s), give them my mother's father's mother's late cousin twice removed daughter's maiden name, and whatever other security measures were set in place, I can't get a fucking password reset. Thanks Google, fuck you.

  • 19
    Well they wanna make sure each person accesses his own account so that the daily activity can be recorded and sent to the NSA, if these 2 accounts get mixed up, the NSA will be confused as to whose data is it, that why these security measures are taken.
  • 6
    You two want me to take you a tin foil hat by chance? :p
  • 3
    @ScribeOfGoD you made me laugh, thanks
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