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Hazarth92593yBut we, men, also have much less options to chose from :( I'd rather at least have that elasticsearch option, but all we get is stacks
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How I select clothes:
while (true) { store.stock.filter(preferences).buy() }
How my girlfriend selects clothes:
boyfriend.clothes.pop()
Seriously. She's currently wearing my pants, my shirt, my hoodie and my socks. 😑 -
I don't like spending excessive time on menial things so I try to figure out my principles (eg. warm, light, orderly, flexible, funny, pretty, lavish, smart, modest, unnoticeable) during breakfast or otherwise by the time I get to the wardrobe, but I can still spend 10 minutes figuring out which clothes would fit them best.
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@AlmondSauce Yeah most people there seem to go for O(n) complexity (running through the whole rack of items, one by one), at best.
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@lbfalvy My method for shopping clothes is pretty efficient I think.
My favorite store has a "reorder last order" button on the shopping cart.
I just click that button 2 times a year. -
Root823423y@bittersweet Socks! Never! Especially men’s socks. They’re awful.
I used to do this with my boyfriends. Now I steal my girlfriend’s clothes. I still careful select what I’m going to wear, though. -
@Root you would hate my socks. I probably have the worst feet on devrant! They’re so rancid they attract mosquitos and my socks tend to smell like a rat that died inside of an elephant’s anus lol
How men select clothes:
stack.pop()
How women select clothes:
Elasticsearch.search()
joke/meme