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@iiii Yeah, I just wanted something I could use to sort me out a little more regularly 🙂
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@AlmondSauce And not just back. Masseuses usually don't cover THOSE spots ;)
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@netikras depends :|
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@Oktokolo But those are the best to really get in the tight spots.
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@iiii yes he could get a front massage lol
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@AlmondSauce
Well, in that case and assuming your body has a prostate gland, you are searching for a "prostate massager".
For massaging a clitoris, a "clit vibrator" is the best tool - but the other massager can be used for that too. -
@Oktokolo What?! I mean the tight spots on my back!
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@AlmondSauce so
How’s the dildo guerimmo ? Lol -
@AlmondSauce
There aren't any tight spots on a human's back. -
@Oktokolo Who said I'm human.
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@AlmondSauce
Well, in that case: State your race and skin color and i might find the right tool for ya... -
@Oktokolo lmmfao !!!!!!
Sitting down all day doesn't do my back much good, so thought I'd look for an electric back massager. And there's plenty around - great! So I do the normal thing I do and take a look at the reviews...
...but the reviews are completely unhelpful, because about 5% are the usual complaining it turned up late, 5% are maybe talking about using it as a back massager, and the remaining 90% seem to be using it as a vibrator. Some are even just bloody ambiguous. I'm still not sure if "takes a bit of work to get it in the right spot, but it's very effective when it's there" is referring to someone with a sore back, or someone who's sexually frustrated. Who knows, maybe both.
First world problems eh.
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