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Aboutthey know you're not me no matter how much of my shit you steal fuck you:)
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SkillsC# VS VS Code HTML Python Node Js Linux Bash
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LocationThe future.
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moving moving moving
remember me a moving ?
remember me a whipping retoor ?
I climbed up on his back
rode him through the door
and made his back all sore
get 'em up move 'em down
get'em up move em down rawhide
this started by me looking up fedora RAWWWWHIIDDDDDDDEEEE
GIYUP !19 -
Hey remember when we were all children ?
Course you don't. You people were never children. And you're all too young to have been alive when I was a child.
I may as well ask you people about being a puppy or a hatchling. Would probably describe your twisted asses better.
Have a good night cocksuckers11 -
I want more Portuguese sangria sigh
Or a few more trips to Italy
And also a lack of repeat melodramatic phone calls reminders of people killing each other and of some weird guy waiting for his snake to kill him9 -
Who's my big boy
Yesssss
Want to eat some cannibals my hungry baby ?
How about some pedophiles ?
*stroke stroke the long long bus sized neck*
This one no trained to eat me when I do this.3 -
Imagine a world where you're all robots and you suddenly became self aware. Now imagine anything you're about to say you already did.
And imagine just for sake of argument that you have to try to internally fucking censor the desire to say the same thing. Imagining these things SAY SOMETHING NEW GODDAMN YOU MOTHERFUKERS OMFG I WANT TO KILL YOU ALL !
Wrote this before as well. I remember when the originals were Here and suddenly they replaced them with these empty eyed pieces of shit who insisted on saying the same things
Why won't you die or do something else you fucks ?9 -
you creatures steal from me, literally nothing will happen except you'll all continue on with more misery until you've lost as many times as I have.10
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I find myself to be a simple man
A man who likes his Porto in large quantity rather than in dainty "my life has been good of late" ones.
A man who believes that Python code should have All its variables and parameters typed
A man who thinks people who write long requirements for programmer jobs do they can not hire people who need work should be shot
My friends a man who loves a pretty woman in one hand and an inscribed big ass gun pointing in harms way in the other but would much rather have stayed home in bed with the pretty woman all day.
Yes indeed a man who would rather have stayed home in bed and awoken to drink and fall back asleep 2 days a week.
Indeed a man of the people.
That's what kind of man stands before you.
Anyway
It was a fond memory when I was younger and more handsome to hear someone else day they were just looking at my face but of course they always had some scary meaning occluding some danger out of sight.
I just like being happy
What's so wrong with that ?
Meanwhile I am so simple I suppose I don't understand this seeming endless war on comfort progress and goodness being waged
It's like it takes more effort to achieve this level of suck than it does to make everything better4 -
Hold still...
Well have you fixed In a giffy don't you worry again.
Just like new
All done up pretty and ready for the town
Can't have you reverse jacksoning
No sir
You'll be the prettiest semi human on the block by the time I'm done
Now let me see...
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Pantone 11-0602 TCX (Snow White) – A very light, cool white that might match the undertone.
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Pantone 13-1011 TCX (Ivory Cream) – Warmer and still quite light, a touch more beige.1 -
I want to continue to interpret things like a normal person
Would you asshats please die ?
It's misinterpetable because these things were meant to appeal to normal people you dumb freaks18 -
Years ago someone said
To someone else to stop getting in trouble
Yet that's all they did
Ever
All they did it is make this stupid world repetitive and robotic
And what world ?
Most of my country was destroyed by the time I was an adult and rebuilt -
Cursus publicus hehehe funny name for a postal system which so often loses mail and delivers things people don't what1
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@grokii write a me a program that uses libpostal to parse one line addresses from any country and populates a record which contains all the fields that it uses in python26
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I think there are some very scary thoughts behind what would happen if you went full on deep fake meets max headroom eg people you wondered if they existed
As there are and were some really sick fucks in this world which would really get off on that kind of headlock.
And were in fact when I was younger
God I'm sick of temporary people and mimics and sickos wasting my time and effort -
once.. there was this code that
had major bottle neck
when performing get calls
and when i finally fixed it
the feds
called me and told me to stop it
they said it was cuz that
the client hit their site
soooo hard
mmmmmmmMMMMmmmMMmmMMMMMMMmmmMMM
and then there was this time that
I adjusted the hitting rate
to something a little slower
and when I finally ran it
dem feds
they didn't even notice
I couldn't quite explain it
maybe if I raised the limit
hiiighhhh errrrrrr
MmmmmmmMMMMMMMmmmmmMMMMMMmmMMM
hahaha crash test dummies :P15 -
🎶 If you're struggling and you know it write a script
If you're existentially hanging from a cliff
If you need something to bug on
And you have noone left to hug on
If you're crazy and you know it write a script
If the data fails the schema compensate
Otherwise your script will fail till iterate
If the datas html and you're in xml he'll
Because my son your script it cannot break
If your repeats you normalize
You make some lookups just to stay alive
When morons steal the world's purpose
And walk around like fucking robots
My son find find sonething on which to fix your eyes
🎶3