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Aboutthe taser is good the penis is evil unless it's your own
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SkillsVS VS Code HTML Python Node Js Linux Bash
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LocationChicago
Joined devRant on 7/6/2021
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Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in five years?
Candidate: Well, I checked your LinkedIn... and most employees leave in two years.
Interviewer: Uh... welcome to the team?" 😂 -
They say 90% of code will be generated by AI.
I say 90% of code is already copy paste from old projects or the internet. 😂6 -
> go into a codebase to add something simple
> rewrite 90% of it, breaking it in multiple different ways then fixing them
> too annoyed to add the simple thing
> leave
thanks for all the fish
https://youtube.com/watch/...3 -
Client: Build me this subscription based software
Also client: *doesn't fundamentally understand how subscriptions work*4 -
I don't understand how having chickens or burning tires is against the law, but making industrial levels of noise at all times of day is perfectly acceptable.32
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Trust your guts!
Just remember that your gut is designed to take the most tastey things and turn it into shit.2 -
What the actual fuck is this?
And you're meant to hang it on your Christmas tree?
What is wrong with people?10 -
Trying to figure out how to link this to dev...
If you like my Javascript posts you are awesome.
If you don't like my Javascript posts you are welcome.8 -
Gene Hackman and his wife and dog all found dead.
He was like 95 or something. She was 63. Daughter said she suspects a gas leak.
Much sad, RIP to the legend, the OG Lex Luther12 -
I have enough attention span and patience to take my knife and turn your body into very cute lego.9
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And here we go, at least tell me outright that you want to farm data on how dry you can milk my cluster of personas, assholes...4
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It occurs to me that the only people left on devrant are shills, bots, racists, and insane people, and I've yet to decide whether to leave or count myself into that last category.58
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HOA: *sends an email about all the rules and regs and colours and shit for installing aircons*
Also HOA: *does nothing about this*4 -
WordPress, even though you presumably don't have any physical form, I am going to find you.
And when I find you I am going to shove all of these vegetables up your ringpiece, one by one.5 -
ffs i was hanging on the computer in the nude (dont judge me wife's sleeping) and i let my hot vaporizer fall on my dick, I'm pretty sure i got a second degree burn4
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> made tea 3 hours ago in a thermos
> got distracted by stuff
> tea still warm
it's the little things in life6