node modules real meaning.

My proudness accomplishment?

My relationship with my sibling

Java ist auch eine Insel - best doorstopper ever

WordPress, even though you presumably don't have any physical form, I am going to find you.

And when I find you I am going to shove all of these vegetables up your ringpiece, one by one.

ffs i was hanging on the computer in the nude (dont judge me wife's sleeping) and i let my hot vaporizer fall on my dick, I'm pretty sure i got a second degree burn

acquiring ownership of the bitchwork disaster recovery nobody wants to do

> made tea 3 hours ago in a thermos
> got distracted by stuff
> tea still warm

it's the little things in life

I wonder whether this has gotten here yet but it knocked me out. I don't write in trap English but I'm a sucker for memes. Imagine how bored he must have been to start documenting legacy code without the urge to refactor. Just "vibing"

Einstein’s Equation Meets Coding! 🚀

when you think you're being helpful

Today I completed a childhood goal. Finished Time Crisis II

was looking for this for months, now I'm a happy kid =]

That's funny

Original seen in Programmer Humor on Reddit.

Why does the girl in the Google Meet permission dialog have anal beads for hair?

At the end of the day, it is me and my SDK Download waiting for it to download feels like Building Pyramids Brick by brick or byte by byte. Except that those laborers had a better project timeline than "Dev-labors" and I am sitting here Waiting patiently like Socrates did for Hemlock. Argh

All our developers from abroad has finally arrived in the office \o/

Except our only black developer

It did the first character wrong to call a different bot and see my prompting skills to fix the issue. It takes a lot of experience to prompt like that. Blood sweat and tears people. /s

It works 14/15 times correctly and then fucks you over out of nowhere, no idea where the < even can come from.

I really want this whole industry to die. I want it to happen from the bottom of my soul!

Their whole job ad was about web technologies where they were asking for a 7-10 years Symfony developer.

One would think being a programmer for 10 years should superseed your shitty LLM prompt crafting requirements.

Truly, there never was a better time for global EMP to happen..

Hey, can you install the build? How? Go to Settings → Security → Install from Unknown Sources → Dance under the full moon → Sign a pact with Google. This is what a guy with tremendous luck who seems to manage me says. I am the low life who has sacrificed his ambitions six feet under his questions.

Happy valentine's day to the devrant queenz @retoor.

Nothing like spending 2 days solving a problem that could have been solved by 15 minutes of manual work

Hey, at least it's automated now...

Google Assistant got replaced by Gemini on my phone. What used to work before, me saying "Hey Google, set an alarm for 5 pm" doesn't work anymore.

"I am only a language model so I can't help you with that" is the default response.

Does big tech not like the idea of things working fine and smooth?

"Any language is memory safe if you don't give a shit anymore"
- Tsoding

What shall it be today?
- AoK returning
- retoor shilling python
- kiki posting about her diet
- Me shitposting about devrants people once more
- All of the above

That feeling you get when you write code so complicated, that a few weeks later, even with tutorial-level documentation, you don't know whats going on, so you just rewrite from scratch.

Yeah that just happened to me.

No time for deep work to re-grok what the fuck I was working toward, so I just rewrote the core of it to relearn the entire process.

Had comments, documentation, step-by-steps. Still the ability to understand and reason about it noped-the-fuck-out of the building apparently.

Might have had something to do with zero sleep three days in a row and too much red bull.

Sleep-deprived me operates on a whole different plane of existence.

I was listening to an interesting lecture recording, but threw the entire thing out the window once my "umm" meter ran out and gave errors.

Stop saying "umm" in every fucking sentence! 🤬

New Nvidia GPU looks amazing

I made.. a rabbit.

https://txstc55.github.io/rabbit/

There's a device which is like a sensor that goes on your head that tracks your brainwaves and maps out how attentive/focussed you are during work hours, so that your employer can review it later.

It's like keystroke monitoring but on steroids.

The world is fucked.

Reference - https://youtu.be/tnZpBQQv3dg