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lorentz
2y

You ever realize how small a newborn is? It's amazing how tiny humans can be. They're not even a full breakfast.

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  • 8
    Yeah you need twins for a breakfast
  • 3
    Well, you don't need much though. You can boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew with potatoes, onions and garlic...
    Put some grains too and its easily a meal for two.
  • 3
    The new weight loss diet: "only 1 baby for breakfast".

    I'm... Just gonna be quiet...
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  • 2
    @Oktokolo that escalated way too fast
  • 1
    @lbfalvy is that supposed to mean that congratulations are in order?
  • 2
    @anux Not for me, a friend got a new cousin.
  • 1
    @molaram He almost got the "curse".
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  • 1
    Yeah tastes pretty good with fried egg and a mix of scallions fried with cubed bacon and brown champignons.
  • 0
    @Ranchonyx everything is good with champignons… except burgers. Thats disgusting.
  • 1
    @Lensflare can confirm, sadly.
  • 0
    @Lensflare
    Champignons go well with burgers - as sauce ingredient or part of the side dish.
  • 1
    @Demolishun
    And that is why you as a judge have to be real careful when weighting the testimonies of children (and adults with some mental disorders).

    Being able to differenciate between imagination and common reality is an actual skill and if a person, you interview doesn't has it, it can tell you fake stories without showing any signs of lying.
    Their body language will tell you that they are telling the truth - because from their point of view they actually do.
  • 2
    @anux
    No, everything is fine. There was some danger of escalation as he could have gone for the lazy fried baby recipe.
    That certainly would have been a waste and probably not filling for long - considering that the average baby just weights a bit more than 7 pounds.
    But extended as a stew, it can last multiple days, reducing the likelyhood of torches and pitchforks tremendously as he doesn't need to get another one right away.
    While townsfolk certainly fears us, there are limits to how much you can harvest before they are getting desperate and bring the mentioned torches and pitchforks...
  • 5
    I was going to respond, but… after seeing the comments, I think I’ll pass.
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