Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he eats for a lifetime.

Give a man teh codez, and he eats for a day. Congrats, you fed a help vampire.

Teach a man teh codez, and you open up to him the wonderful world of tabs vs spaces, dependency hell, emacs vs vim, being everybody's personal tech support, Linux vs Windows, legacy code, stack overflow, language wars, terrible documentation, functional vs oop, and arguments about what the best indentation style is. Forget about eating, production's down.

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    This summarizes my life so far
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    2 spaces, vim, linux, functional. Problem solved
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    @nicholai agreed except for functional, I find myself less productive with fully functional
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    Give a man fire and he's warm for a night, set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.
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    @core umm... very different perspective, but accurate, I guess
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    ' Forget about eating, production's down.' - this made me want to cry.
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    You can also forget sleep and life. Pretty much everything that isn't code.
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