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Working in security for many years only granted me world-class paranoia about taking pictures of myself and my family. It even made it hard to keep in touch with my friends as we don’t live in the same country anymore.

The good side is that it pays well enough to grant me a platinum foil hat.

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    I think security and privacy are a big issue for sure, but then I think "ok, what if there is a pic of me naked, or making a stupid joke? or an embarrassing moment?" I mean, am not that important, I have the same as all other people and also commit the same stupid mistakes and say a lot of BS like everyone else, so, do I need to really worry? My answer is Nahhhh.

    Bro, if you hold a glass of water is gonna feel light, right? what if you keep holding it for 1 hour? or 1 day? is gonna start feeling heavier and heavier, even when is the same glass; Just put it on the table, don't carry thing too long, the can become super heavy in your mind
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    Do you ground your foil hat?
    You know... If you don't ground it, it becomes a big antena... So your helping Aliens hacking your brain with wifi
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    @arcioneo a few years ago a former sex partner tryed to blackmail me with our dirty photos...
    Me laughed out loud and just said... Go ahead, do you want the rest?

    Hehe.
    Unless your a spy, rich or some kind of official, fk it. Thinking to much about security will just make you crazy.
    Also encryption helps
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    I spray my chemtrails at night.
    So I can work all night and hide from prying eyes.
    And so I can troll your dreams and screams from the skies.
    It’s no conspiracy.
    I’m changing your democracy and you think you gotta beat on me.
    I’ll turn to you and say…I never spray in the light of day.
    Unless it’s all cloudy then that’s ok you know.
    You’ve never seen us.
    We never spray in the light of day.

    https://youtube.com/watch/...
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    @GyroGearloose actually if you are rich, fuck it more. You can probably spin it and make money.
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    @GyroGearloose I was involved with significant state-level activity and, at many levels, still am. It kinda sucks that my paranoia became such a hassle but it does have a reason to exist.

    My foil hat is well grounded, haha.
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    @null0v0id I mean maybe you shouldn’t send noodz
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    @jeeper too late, man, too late... I had to send pictures of my flappy genitals around to make a point.
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