Freshman: hey can you check what's wrong with my code?
Me: ya of course
*Sees zero comments, no indents, all variables named a,b,c,etc.*
Me: oh would you look at the time!

Welcome to devRant !!!

I am loving the rants already

Great name. I feel your pain (see my latest rant for a very similar situation taken to the extreme).

I just got handed another collection of scripts from another team today and was asked to see "if we could use them." Took less than a minute of review to give me another headache.

I swear, I'm not some crazy gold-standard of coding best practices, but I put a lot of effort into it. It's like some people (and I happen to have received a lot of their code lately) just don't even freaking _try_.

I'm bad at commenting, but that's horrible

Kill him before he reproduces!!!!1!

++ for potato code