Always at home: check
Dark themes ftw: check
Black hoodie: check
At least 2 monitors: check
1k Browser tabs: check
Up all night: check
Tiered 24/7: check
notepad++: check
Keyboard wakes my sister from 2 rooms across: check
Burns in sunlight: check
DevRant: check

What else to be a successful programmer?

Unfortunately some of the most productive devs have the ability to work with people.

Fortunately you don't have to like these people.

@alwaysmpe I don't like people in general.

What about poor developer with only 1 monitor? #poordevlifematter #feelsbadman

Haha, loved the keyboard one because it's true

Lights off: check?

hoodie:uncheck
underwear:optional
notepad++:uncheck
vim:check
linux:check
coffee/alcohol:check

Headphones:check

Birthday suit. ☑

Don't forget a piss poor diet though!
It isn't programming if you eat a damn salad every day.

@aile11

Notepad++...

*scoffs*

You need to get at least 250 words per minute in Vim in your tmuxed urxvt terminal on your home-compiled Gentoo with your customized i3 window manager before you're a dev.

Next you gonna tell me you use deodorant as well...

@drRoss cracked me up. 👍😂

@bittersweet Hahaha, are you me?

@A-0-C 😉

I think you forgot the most important thing: the aptitude and tenacity for problem solving.

Edit: The rest don't matter.

Forget all this shit you wrote and write usable productive code that people actually use and preferably pay for... That's how you become a programmer.

Where's the "check" that you actually write code?

Bully everyone with a light theme;
Spend hours setting up your IDE of choice;
Have a serious fight with death threats on indentation preferences;
Indent with tabs;

Check all of the above and you'll become a dev

terminals x10: check
computers > 1: check
superior brain for algorithm design (non OOP): check
zen style dress: check
$$$$: check
female: uncheck (nowhere in sight)

And someday:

a farm on Mars: check

More distant future:

USS Enterprise (NCC-1701-D): check

And they say real men, alpha version men, are tough guys with superior body genetics. Well we are production men, we skip alpha and beta early on and lead the way with a new improved version.

@rezadhah sorry about that :(

@A-0-C I guess that is to standard for me already...

@rusty-hacker I am yet to actually try Linux, but it's an option of course
The coffee was just forgotten by tiered me

@rantOverflow check!

@enzian I read nr 1, seems like some good info, I'll keep it for tomorrow

@vanhoosr piss poor diet? Uhm, whats the meaning of piss in that sentence?

@bittersweet vim is Linux, right? I'm going to try it in future, but I don't have a lot of time atm
Don't worry though, I don't use deodorant

@rayanon ok, but it's a fun check list

@nocgod yep, and I'm wasting my time right now, I just noticed, fml

@zfor im too into dark to bully someone with light themes

@Codebeard ok... I guess?

Way to waste my time again, that's not what I got DevRant for...
Im not careful enough with my time yet

Fml I really wasted there...

@aile11 > but I don't have a lot of time atm

Devs have a solution for that: sleep less.

@bittersweet I actually have to sleep more, i had the problem of being tired all the time, not even coffee was helpful sometimes...

Fuck sleeping

Do ls -a on terminao non-stop

@Mitiko Linux command?
(sorry, new to linux)

@aile11 It's like dir /s on windows cmd but is the same for powershell.

From now on you should use only powershell with text color green

@Mitiko oh, I couldn't identify the ls for some reason :D

No idea about the rest though

If I'd use a bright text colour it would be cyan :P

@aile11 This is not hackr-like enough
...

@Mitiko but... But blue

I like blue