Don't think I've stopped to!

Our DB lecturer with slides in a powder blue comic sans font...

happy π day everyone :-)

If you haven't fixed it, it ain't fixed!

"what could go wrong!"

Bus-Factor: A new metric to describe how well kowledge is distributed among the team members by calculating how many of your team members can be run over by a bus without killing your project!

- Sleep 7h+ each night (you think you don't need it - but you do!)
- drink NO coffee (you've slept enough!)
- pair-up (you're not as good as you think)
- get a grasp on the problem (it's time will spent!)
- communicate constantly (you're not alonw especially)
- refactor just as much
- learn from you partner
- celebrate even small accomplishments (you need success!)
- go home and do something else (your pet project does not need more than 5hrs per week!)
- repeat (because repetition makes perfection!)

Thanks for the stickers

"Why do I need to rebase my changes?!? This is too complicated - I'll just force push!" *facepalm*

This is never going to happen - aka:
//TODO

Junior trying to close vim:

ESCESCESC+-=-&+*?$%&-#-!!#

Coworkers & predecessors who don't master it!

If your tests take minutes to execute - you did it wrong!

Found myself explaning the internet today and immediatly gave up - because she does not need to know, that's what she has me for!

... when you leave the meeting exactly as smart as you were going in!

Learnt to code by writing shitty code an getting scolded for it!

"Everyone Can Code!!" - but not everyone should!

how not to name tests

Systemanalyse und Programmentwicklung - also known as SAP

We tested each and every setter and getter, what can go wrong with integration?