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Me and a junior coder are working on a project. However, he likes to think he's funny and say "Ok google" to stop me from using my phone.

He said "Ok google, search midget porn" when I was calling my mom so naturally I need to get back at him, so when he's in the rec room, I backed up all his code on my flash drive, and copied it to the clipboard, and removed all project files from his computer.

He came back while I was in the bathroom, and when I reentered the room and was balling his eyes out, that his project was gone. I said to him, don't ok google me again and I handed him the flash drive back. He has never done anything bad again.

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  • 5
    😂😂😂😂
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    I'm astounded how many people in here don't use git
  • 4
    @disolved he's a junior coder. He'll learn...hopefully
  • 2
    @master98ofu I wanna do this whenever my peers let their workstation unlocked and unattended ... I'm the only one who locks when I leave my desk 😂
  • 2
    /r/thathappened

    Who doesn't use Git these days?
  • 1
    @azous yeah same here - I don't understand why this isn't a thing here...
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    @disolved welcome to devRant!
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    You should just alias cd to "rmdir sys32"
  • 1
    Aw, so cruel.

    I don't even know what git is, except that I'm often refered to as a little one.

    I'd enquire about it, but I've seen the vehemence of those who talk about us newbs, so I'll keep quiet and remain feeling like I belong.

    (I did check it out unbriefed, only found github, and thought that it was just an open source collaboration platform that I would not be able to use due to IP legislation. The context of how people talk about it makes me think it might be a magical 1337-0N1y social network / backup system)
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    @daveslater it's a version control system. You can easily have private repositories to protect your IP. GitHub and BitBucket are a couple of services available allowing to use git easily instead of managing it yourself.

    Read more about it here:
    https://git-scm.com/
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