!rant

Coworker: *Watching a DefCon talk*

Me: *walks over and notices an image on the slide of a woman sticking a cotton swab in her mouth with text saying "get paternity testing"*

Me: Paternity testing? But that's a woman!

Coworker: *silent for a second* What? Oh! *gets closer to screen, chuckles*

Coworker: It actually took me a second to catch that because I wasn't looking at the video, I was looking at the side "related videos" or the ad and I was like "no... did you mean Penetration Testing?" But even then, this is DefCon, so there aren't any women--or at least less than 3. And then I saw it in the corner and was like "Oh, I see it. But yeah, Paternity.... Oh wait..."

Me: Jeez, it really did take you a while...

Coworker: Yeah. All the while I was thinking "What the heck are you on," and then there was the "Oh, I get it" moment

Me: At least you got there