Why do we fall?

So we can keep falling.

If you don't stand up, you won't fall.

Gravity?

Scientific analysis.

Empiric never failed me since childhood.

Ma: Don't touch the oven, it's hot.

*me burning my hand at the oven*

Ma: Damnit. I told you it was hot.

I think we had this conversation three times...

The third time was the time I burned myself really bad, but then I was certain that hot oven was really hot. And bad. Bad oven.

(was 4 or 5 years old I think)

Cause yo mama so fat she got her own gravity field which you can fall into 🔥🔥🔥

Jesus Christmas I made a yo mama joke, I wanna die

We don't.

"por pendejos"

To get up and try again.

the trick is to miss earth while falling, this is called flying

@Nanos thus you've earned less experience points and didn't level up as much as I did :-P

@Nanos never read that, but sounds like a good idea.^^
my reference was from hitchhiker's guide (not sure which book tho)

@Nanos no it's definitely from hitchhiker's guide (your 3rd link even says so ^^), it's from the 3rd book "life, universe and everything"

definitely a must read :)

Who calls it fall? It's autumn🥸

@Nanos The world doesn't hate me and it probably doesn't even hate you. Non-mathematicians can only hate people they are aware of.

@Nanos The world doesn't seem to bump into folk at my location. But it probably is more bumpy somewhere else.